Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage the change the things
I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off And
also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow Help
me to give 100% at work.... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday. And help
me to remember.... When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to piss me off, That
it takes 42 muscles to frown And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me. Thank you.
