Caught Asleep at Work

They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.
I wasn't sleeping! i was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm 6312.
I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
The coffee machine is broken.....
Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
..... In Jesus' name... Amen.