1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out. 2. Use your Mastercard to
pay your Visa bill. 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 4. When someone says 'have a nice day' tell them
you have other plans. 5. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like. (Email me - I have a very fun animated program
that lets you blend and puree the frog. - Caran) 6. Forget the diet center and send yourself a candy gram. 7. Make
a list of things to do that you've already done. 8. Dance naked in front of all your pets. 9. Put your toddler's clothes
on backwards and send them off to preschool as if nothing was wrong. (Note, do not use other people's toddlers - particularly
stranger's.) 10. Retaliate for your tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman numerals. 11. Tattoo "out to
lunch" on your forehead. 12. Tape pictures of your boss to watermelons and launch them from high places. 13. Leaf
through National Geographic and draw underwear on all the natives. 14. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it all. Take
it back. 15. Buy a subscription to Sleezoid Weekly and send it to your boss' wife. 16. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
17. Drive to work in reverse. 18. Relax by mentally reliving your favorite episode of "The Flinstones" during that
important finance meeting. (Caution - not everyone wants to hear your impression of Barney Rubble.) 19. Sit naked on a
shelled hard boiled egg. 20. Refresh yourself: put your tongue on a cold steel guard rail. 21. Polish your car with
ear wax. 22. Read the dictionary upside down and look for hidden meanings. 23. Start a nasty rumor and see if your
recognize it when it comes back to you. 24. Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his waiting room. 25. Braid
the hairs in each nostril. 26. Write a short story - using alphabet soup. 27. Lie on your back eating celery.....using
your navel as a salt dipper. 28. Stare at people through the tines of your fork at lunch - pretend they're in jail. 29.
Make up a language and ask people for directions using it.
