So this guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. one day he sees a speck on the
horizon. He thinks to himself, 'It's not a ship.' The speck comes a little closer and he thinks, 'It's not a boat.' Again
it comes closer and he thinks, 'Well, it's not a raft.' Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a
west suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years," the guy replies.
She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and sigh, "Man, oh, man! Is that good!"
Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproff pocket on her right sleeve and pulls out a flask of whiskey
and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping the zipper that runs down the front of her wetsuit and she says to him, "And
how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"
And the guy replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there!"
