1. You enter your password on the microwave and when that doesn't work you enter your other password
and then your other password and then your other one....
2. You think of three espressos as "getting wasted."
3. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
4. You have a list of 25 phone numbers to contact your 3-person family.
5. You email your son in his bedroom that dinner is ready and he emails back to ask what you're having.
6. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies on her webpage.
7. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next
door neighbor yet this year.
8. You didn't give your Valentine a card this year, but you posted one on webpage for the whole world
to see.
9. Every commercial on television has a web-address at the bottome.
10. You buy a new computer, but a week later it's outta date and sells for half what you paid for it.
11. The concept of using real money, as opposed to credit or debit card, is completely foreign to you.
12. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they don't have email addresses.
13. You consider 2nd day mail delivery painfully slow.
14. Your idea of being organized is multi-colored post-it notes and paperclips.
15. You hear most of your jokes via email.
16. You find yourself mailing a card to your 90-year-old mother by snail mail and you lick the self-adhesive
stamp.
