Backwoods Funnies

Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it til she's 14.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets 'emotionally' involved.
What's the most popular pick-up line in North Georgia?
Nice tooth!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and your pick her up there?"
A girl from Georgia and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane. The girl from Georgia, being friendly and all, said, "So where y'all from?"
The Northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from Georgia sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where y'all from, bitch?"
How do you know when you're staying in a Georgian hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink." and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of the pickup truck.
What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer.
In West Virginia, it's a misdemeanor.
Did you hear they raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
A documentary.
What do they call it in Georgia?
"Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous."