Men are like newborn babies.
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their shit.
Men are like coffee.
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
Men are like computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like power tools.
They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
Men are like remote controls.
Simple. Easy to use. And usually laying around a TV.
Men are like soap operas.
They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
Men are like pillows.
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
