"Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line
of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives,
and modified all dates to reflect the change.
"We are proud to report that we have completed the 'Y-to-K' date change mission, and have now implemented
all changes to all programs and all data to reflect the following standards:
Januark, Feburark, March, April, May, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December.
Also:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, and Saturdak.
I trust this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of the Y to K problem has make any sense to
me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.
And what does the year 2000 have to do with it??
Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two-digit year rolls over from
99 to 00?
We'll await your direction.
