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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really
good pay!
- My tire was thumping,
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your
cat. Sorry.
- You had your bladder removed,
and you're on the mends.
Here's a boquet of flowers
and
a box of Depends.
- You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're
one
of the Joint Cheifs of Staff?
- Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine done
I got real snippy.
- Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it,
She moved in
with me!
- You totalled your car,
and can't remember why.
Could it have been
That whole case of Bud
Dry?
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Breathe in, breathe out, move on.
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