One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God saying,
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What is the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals
and that comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely, and am sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all,
he'll give you a hard time. But.......he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when
he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He
will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll
also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?"
"Well, you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring...So you'll have to let him believe that I made
him first. Just remember, it's our little secret...You know, woman to woman."
