Whats your problem with "generation X"? I'm a high school student who unfortunately found your wasted
internet page space. I'm doing an essay on the generation and i have found that your sick suggestions on how to "randomly
cut" the "bastards" serves no purpose and any person who reads it and believes what you wrote will become profoundly less
intelligent.
Thank you
Of course, this message has flaws and I'll go over those in just a moment. Let's start with - this
person didn't have the guts to leave an email address or a name. What do we assume from this? A: This person isn't proud of
their situation. B: This person fears me. C: This person isn't smart enough to read the entire Soapbox homepage, which states
quite plainly that if you don't include your infomation, I don't know who you are. Wimp or idiot? You decide.
Now then... You're obviously in high school, dear, or you would realize that my page is about humor
- humor laden with cynicism and overrun by sardonic phrases. Is it not your type of humor? THEN GET OFF MY PAGE!! I've found
- through feedback forms just like the one you used - that my writing serves many purposes, although I only intended for it
to entertain. Judging others humor now, are we, kiddo?
For your information, I do not have a problem with Generation X. My rants are written as rants,
hence the fact that I call them "Rants." Wow. Isn't that neat? Need a definition of rant? Here you go: rant (n) 1a a bombastic
extravagant speech; 1b bombastic extravagant language; 2 dialect British: a rousing good time. If I were to write about
anything I actually cared about, dear, it would not be posted on this page. You seem to be overly emotionally involved with
things you read on the Internet, so please, don't think I'm at all angry about receiving your mail. It gave me a reason to
write, and, for that, I am thankful, but in reality, you don't matter one bit to me, ergo I haven't worked up an emotion for
you.
Another question I have: how can I waste nonexistent space? Excluding complexity theory and, indeed,
all higher mathematics that would just confuse this high school student, I don't think it's possible. Hrm...
I live for hate-mail and I haven't had any in so long! Is it possible that the general population's
intelligence quotient is increasing? Do I have to market to high school students in order to get a reaction? ;-)
naraC
