Generation X. Now there a statement whole and of itself. Generation nothing is aptly termed, this writer
thinks. How will it be defined in the future? Blatant apathy, no self-control, no self-respect... Hey, these are the people
who are going to lead us in the new Millennium. Please help us, God.... Well, the qualities listed above are certainly the
ones I would look for in world leaders. I'm excited about the future of the United States now!!!!!
But, of course, as an avid action-taker, I do have a solution to the self-absorbed, apathetic, down
right stupid generation we are forced to tolerate now. Prepare yourself, here it is: let's clear out Alaska and send them
there - without clothes or food. And for fun, let's tear down all the shelter-giving structures. They won't care, right? Good
ol' GenXers. Or, for the more sadistically inclined - string them up in the Everglades, but not before cutting them all randomly
open with a rusty, dull, pearing knife. Let them all fester together in those animal-infested waters, while at the same time
improving the environment with nutrient-rich human fertilizer, helping the diminishing Everglades out. Oh, sure, for a short
time the stench of rotting, decaying Gen Xer flesh would be intolerable for some people, but a sign or two in warning and
remembrance of the bastards they were should solve that problem. And, yes, I know what you're thinking: there is always the
old KKK standby, but why waste rope on people who don't give a damn about you?
In conclusion, Generation X can be summed up in a mediocrately long strand of terms. They are; apathetic,
whiny, unworthy, apathetic, self-loathing, whiny, hippocritical, apathetic, disrespectful, apathetic, self-indulgent, apathetic,
whiny bastards. The really good aspects of them I've listed repeatedly. Time to take my medicine. Thank you.
