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So I've said for the longest time that I wouldn't succomb to the temptation of writing about the movie Titanic. I'm sorry, yet again, I caved. HBO is showing it and being as I have satellite TV it's on back to back to back to back to back to back to back. But, in order to save you hoarding masses from having to relive the experience too much, I've cut my articles down into two categories; Titanic's Good Point and Titanic's Bad Points . You can thank me later.


TItanic's Good Point vs. Bad Points

The Good Part of Titanic in 2 words:

Kate Winslet. (Oh, baby. She is definitely a scrumptous little English crumpet!)

The Bad Points of Titanic in less than 10 Words:

Pithy, drippy romance

Leonardo DiCaprio

Same camera shots as Aliens.

(Yes, really, Aliens. If you can stand to watch Titanic all the way through try it and then immediately - no you can't break for food - watch Aliens. Jim Cameron uses the exact same camera angles on Leo and Kate as he did with Sigourney and Mr. Xenomorph.)

Ta-da!

That's all I dare say about it.

Breathe in, breathe out, move on.