So... did anyone see this movie for the title, the plot, the scenery, or any of the actors other than
Angelina Jolie???? And, if they did, WHY?!?!?! This movie was all about Angelina and how very much Angelina resembled, but
improved upon Lara Croft. Granted, the British accent sucked and the only other memorable characters were her butler, formerly
Rimmer of Red Dwarf, and her father who played her father - Jon Voigt as Lord Croft. And oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh
Angelina. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Angelina. Oh, and for Tyson - Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the Land Rover Defender 90.
(I happen to be in the process of purchasing a 97 Land Rover Defender 90 - I have been converted to Land Rovers from Jeeps,
although not because of this movie, they are simply constructed better and more to my taste in 4-wheeling.) Anyway, what was
I saying? Oh, yes, Angelina, Angelina, Angelina.... Those eyes... Those breasts... Those lips... That shower scene. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Definitely steamy enough for me. A little full frontal nudity would have added to it, but hey, I'm not greedy. (In case you're
just discovering Angelina, she does the full frontal nudity bit in an HBO movie called Gia.) Did this movie even have a plot?
Was there a story? I couldn't manage to pay attention. Could you?
Also, was it just me or didn't Lara Croft wear a wife beater and khaki safari shorts? This is possibly
the one 'adventuring' ensemble Angelina Jolie never put on. What's with that?
