Aries Anything, as long as it's got a lot of energy!
Taurus A turtle: itıs slow-moving, doesnıt need a lot of attention, and wonıt compete with its
owner for food.
Gemini A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but--
Cancer Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured
Leo A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesnıt compete with its ownerıs place in the
sun
Virgo Letıs see, I have to get up at 7:30 to feed it, let it out at 7:45, at 10:00 I need to go
to the grocery store to pick up three cans of food, which will cost $3.86, including tax--
Libra Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active, affectionate, and companionable. On
the other hand, a cat is pretty independent and wonıt require as much time and attention. Oh, I donıt know. What would you
do? Are you sure?
Scorpio A cat. Secretive, mysterious, and unpredictable? Whatıs there not to like?
Sagittarius A horse, of course! Letıs hope itıs got enough stamina to keep up with me.
Capricorn Do I have to pay for it?
Aquarius A hamster. First, Iıve got to set up a detailed cage with tubes going from here to here,
and an energy sensor--they donıt make anything like that? Thatıs okay, Iım sure what I come up with will be much better.
Pisces Fish. When their owner forgets about them for weeks on end, theyıre easy to replace. If
Pisces remembers to replace them...
