Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm
sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do
whatever you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure go ahead = I don't want you
to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat like a pig Be
romantic! Turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new
curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love
me? = I'm about to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate I'll
be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with
me Are you listening to me? = (Too late, you're already dead)
Men's English:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy =
I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can
I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to
have sex with you May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress = Nice cleavage You
look tense, lemme give you a massage = I want to fondle you What's wrong = What stupid, self-inflicted psychological trauma
is it now? What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question I'm bored = Do you wanna have sex? I love
you = Let's have sex now I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex? Yes, I like the way you cut your
hair = I liked it better before Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy, then - maybe sex? Will
you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other men
