Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting
many. Then he discovered the problem - a 10 year old boy was standing up on the side of the road holding a hand-painted sign
which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with another sign that read, "TIPS"
and a bucket full of change.
Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.
A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with
another mailed photo - of handcuffs.
Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her
car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman's Ball.
He replied, "No, ma'am. Highway Patrolmen don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he
realized what he'd just said. He then closed his ticket book, got back on his motorcycle and left her without a ticket. She
sat for several minutes, laughing too hard to start her car.
