The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.
The man then decided, "What the hell? I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought
about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was way too unsafe. Finally, he realized
his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over to the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if
he was examining the undercarriage of the truck. Satisfied with his privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
However, not wanting to lose the mental fantasy he had going, or his orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied to the tug,
"What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
This reply came, "Well, you might as well check your brakes, too, while you're down there because your
truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."
In the background, a small crowd snickered.
