One day, a sunday school teacher asked her students what they thought going to heaven would be like.
Little Suzy answered, "I think you go up headfirst, because your head is where you think about God."
Then little Joseph raised his hand and said, "I think you go up heart-first, because God lives in your
heart."
Then little Tommy said, "I think you go up feet-first."
The teacher asked him why to which Tommy replied, "Because I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
and saw Mommy sticking her feet into the air saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' and if Daddy hadn't been laying on top of her,
she would have floated away up to heaven for sure!"
