A man went to the doctor. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad
news. The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is that our hospital has just been certified
to do brain transplants. Also, there has been an accident right out front. A young couple was killed and you can have whichever
brain you'd like. The man's brain is $100,000. The woman's brain is $30,000."
The man asked, "Why such a large price difference?"
The doctor replied, "The female brain is used."
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