So the typical macho guy marries the typical hot babe and after the wedding, he lays down the following
rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and car playing when I want with
my old buddies nad don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at nine o'clock
every night - whether you're here or not!"
