Bible: And God said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken
crossed the road and there was much rejoicing.
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken, who
is white, mind you, crossed the 'black man' in order to trample him and keep him down.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
The L.A.P.D.: Give us 5 minutes with the chicken and we'll find out why.
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not
cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
Ernest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain. Alone.
Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives questioned.
Aristotle: It is the nature of the Chicken to cross the Road.
Grandpa: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us
that the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified
in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken and the road, both.
Ronald Reagan: What chicken?
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken had gone before.
Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned with the chicken crossing the road reveals
your underlying sexual insecurities.
Yoda: Power of Force by chicken road did cross. Why road crossed matters not, only
that chicken did by Force.
Bill Gates: I have just released Chicken Coop '99. It will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. The Chicken Explorer is an inextricable part of
the operating system. And if it breaks down, it is no fault of the programming, just that you're really dumb and not ultra-smart
like me.
Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move under
the chicken?
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. And what exactly do you
mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
