Credit cards are a great way of spending money you wish you had.
Live within my income? I can't even afford to live within my credit!
There are so many good sales with such great savings right now, I'm going to save myself right into
bankruptcy.
Money talks.... Mine says, "Buy-Buy!"
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
My accountant is going to put me in a fancy tax shelter - Leavenworth.
Money isn't everything, but you need it to buy the things it isn't.
A lady walk into the bank and says, "I'd like to open a join annount with anybody who has money."
A bill collector came to my house the other day, so I gave him a huge stack of old bills.
The way I see it, when the rich have the money and they invest. When the poor have money, they eat.
I know a guy who didn't have a penny to his name, so he went out and changed his name.
The other man's wallet is always greener.
I couldn't reduce my bills even if I put them on microfilm.
I know a woman that, once she starts a check book, can never put it down until she's finished.
A collection agency sent me a letter that demanded that I send them the full amount I owed them. I
wrote back that I owed them $754.93, so that should settle the matter.
Money isn't everything, but it's way ahead of the competition!
I told my friend that money can't buy happiness, but he didn't care. He said he likes money more than
happiness, anyway!
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure goes a long way towards the down payment.
I remember in the early years of marriage, I'd bring home my pay envelope and give it to my wife. At
the end of a year, we'd have 52 envelopes!
I'd gladly participate in any experiment to test the effect of sudden wealth on an individual!!
Money can't buy happiness, but it can take you a lot more places looking for it.
I keep losing the war on poverty because my money keeps fraternizing with the enemy.
There are more important things in life than money, but they all cost money!
A wise man once said, "You can marry more money in 10 minutes than you can earn in a lifetime."
