1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem 2. You're adding chocolate
chips to your cheese omlet 3. The dryer shrunk every last pair of your jeans 4.
Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say 5. You're using
your cell phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says "How's my driving? Call 1-888-888-8888" 6. Everyone's
head looks like an invitation to batting practice 7. You're convinced there's a God and He's
male 8. You start counting down the days to menopause 9. You're
sure that everyone is scheming to drive you insane 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you
bought it yesterday
