From John Leguizamo's The Freak:
"But then puberty hit and I realized I could have a better time by myself."
"My father wasn't always brutal - sometimes he drank, too."
"That's right, it burns, 'cause you're wicked!"
Girl: "But I have a gynecologist appointment in the morning and he says I shouldn't have intercourse 24 hourse beforehand."
Boy: "You don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow!"
"So I Riverdanced on up to her."
"You don't have to do anything you don't wanna do! We're living in post-modern reconstructive America now!"
"They were doing 'Streetcar Named Desire' 'cause that's what Method people do."
"I always said if someone could make something out of nothing, it was you, kid."
Lev: "American components!! Russian components!! All made in Taiwan!!!"
AJ: "Haven't you ever heard of Evel Knievel??"
Lev: "No, I've never seen Star Wars!!!"
Rockhound: "Harry, isn't this illegal?"
Harry: "Nah, Rock, it's alright. I'm temporarily insane."
Grace: "You can't run my life, Harry!"
Harry: "Fine. Clothes. NOW!!"
"Must be a chick thing." - Alien Resurrection
"We're on an express elevator to hell! Going down!!!" - Aliens
For Tyson and the Fire Dragon at Lagoon
Hudson: "Hey, Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Vasquez: "No, have you?" - Aliens
"Tell me how to get out of this chicken shit outfit." - Aliens
More to Come!!!! Please send me yours, I need motivation!